"narrator.....NARRATOR..."
"what?!"
"i forgot my part..."
"OMFG THIS IS THE 1,000,000,000,000 TIME U FORGOT!"
"ppfffttt, thats a big number, Santa"
"WTH IM NOT SANTA IM RYAN R-Y-A-N ryan"
"no it aint its santa if u aint santa then why do u have a bigger belly than Phill Margara"
"is it that bad?" :(
"santa..... yes it is, fatty"
"HEY! IM NOT FAT!"
"then take off ur shirt and jump up and down"
"no.."
"why?"
"cuz ill jiggle.."
"lol"
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